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#514 : Le bal de la Saint-Valentin

Titre original: Babe I'm Gonna Leave You
Réalisé par: David Trainer
Ecrit par: Kristin Newman
Guests: Betty White (Bea), Jessica Simpson (Annette) et Joanna Canton (Nina)
Date de diffusion: 5 février 2003

Hyde est déprimé parce qu'il pense que Jackie aime toujours Michael. Annette, elle, souffre parce que Kelso est toujours attaché à Jackie. Quant à Kitty, elle a du mal à gérer sa relation avec sa mère...

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Babe I'm Gonna Leave You

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Le bal de la Saint-Valentin

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Sous-sol des Forman

Éric est avec Fez et Hyde. Il vient d'apprendre ce que Jackie a dit devant tout le monde. Il est désolé pour Hyde mais surtout déçu de ne pas avoir été témoin de la scène. Hyde aurait bien aimé qu'il soit là plutôt que la moitié de la ville car même les ringards se moquent de lui à présent. Il pense que sortir avec Jackie rend stupide. Kelso et Annette arrivent. Kelso est désolé pour Hyde même s'il souligne que ce qui lui est arrivé était très embarrassant. Hyde s'énerve et Éric l'entraîne à l'étage pour lui montrer un nouveau catalogue de lingerie afin de le calmer. Kelso ne comprend pas sa réaction. Annette lui en veut également et le menace de ne pas venir avec lui au bal de la Saint Valentin s'il parle à Jackie. Annette s'en va après qu'il ait accepté. Kelso se vante de sa beauté et Fez le trouve ridicule, il affirme en plus que Hyde est furieux. Kelso assure qu'il n'a pas peur de Hyde mais Éric hurle que Hyde s'est échappé. Ce dernier arrive en courant pour frapper Kelso, qui s'enfuit.

Gymnase du lycée

Donna et Jackie aident à préparer la soirée de la Saint Valentin. Donna demande à son amie si elle a parlé à Hyde mais celle-ci assure qu'il n'y a rien de grave même si elle sent bien que les gens la regardent bizarrement. Elle demande à Donna comment elle fait pour supporter tous ces regards, d'ailleurs. Cette dernière lui rétorque que les gens croient qu'elle a encore des sentiments pour Kelso. Une fois de plus, Jackie nie et prétend que c'est le soda qu'ont servi les Forman qui est en cause. Fez arrive, il s'amuse avec les ballons gonflés à l'hélium. Il a fini l'allée de ballons et espère que les ballons de Nina seront son allée de l'amour. Donna le trouve dégoûtant et Fez fuit, après avoir une nouvelle aspiré de l'hélium.

Cuisine des Forman

Les Forman, Béa et Donna déjeunent. La jeune fille complimente Kitty sur la qualité de son chili. Kitty se rappelle d'ailleurs combien son père aimait ce chili mais sa mère rétorque que cela lui donnait des gaz. Béa demande à son petit-fils s'il est ravi pour le bal de la Saint Valentin mais Kitty voudrait parler de son père. Béa ne voit pas l'intérêt de parler des gens quand ils ne sont plus là mais plutôt de vivre l'amour au présent. Elle dit à Éric qu'elle l'aime mais pas à Kitty et quitte la pièce pour aller se balader. Vexée, Kitty rit jaune puis annonce qu'elle va aller se coucher pendant quelques jours. Red est catastrophé car il va devoir la rassurer et lui dire qu'elle est belle alors qu'elle sera affreuse et en pyjama. Il va la rejoindre. Donna a réfléchi aux propos de Béa et pense que les deux jeunes gens devraient lui confier qu'ils sont fiancés, elle sera certainement de leur côté. Éric approuve car, même si sa grand-mère n'est pas d'accord, sa mère sera de leur côté juste par esprit de contradiction. Il fait encore une allusion à Luke Skywalker, ce qui énerve Donna qui aimerait bien qu'il arrête de voir Star Wars dans tous les coins. Du coup, Éric plaisante et annonce qu'il va changer ses vœux pour le mariage.

The Hub

Annette teste Kelso sur ses connaissances à propos d'elle. Il réussit haut-la-main. Jackie arrive, elle cherche Hyde. Annette veut l'ignorer, mais pas Kelso. Il se vante une fois de plus de son physique mais Jackie lui rétorque que cela ne voulait rien dire. Les filles commencent à se disputer et Kelso veut lancer un combat. Elles n'ont pas l'intention de se battre alors il propose de s'embrasser pour se réconcilier. Agacées, les filles s'en vont chacune de leur côté. Kelso suit Annette.

Salon des Forman

Red descend pour acheter de la soupe à Kitty. Il en veut beaucoup à sa belle-mère mais elle s'en fiche. Son père parti, Éric révèle à sa grand-mère qu'il est fiancé. Cette dernière est très contente et lui demande à avec qui. Mal à l'aise, il lui répond que Donna est l'heureuse élue. Béa est clairement déçue mais embrasse son petit-fils et s'en va. Donna est vexée.

Sous-sol des Forman

Fez plaint Hyde car désormais, c'est sa vie amoureuse qui est un désastre et non la sienne. Jackie arrive et veut parler à Hyde, qui a ignoré ses appels jusqu'ici. Elle trouve que ce qu'elle a dit n'était pas grave et qu'il doit l'oublier. Du coup, Hyde décide de rompre avec elle. Fez écoute la conversation avec grand intérêt et essaie même de faire comprendre la situation à Jackie, qui reste interdite. Peinée, elle finit par s'en aller. Fez remarque qu'il a une petite amie alors que lui, non.

Plus tard, les garçons font un cercle. Éric explique ce qu'il se passe avec sa grand-mère. Il est content car pour une fois, quelqu'un estime que Donna n'est pas assez bien pour lui et non le contraire. Car il sait très bien ce que les gens disent derrière lui. Fez rétorque qu'ils lui disent tout haut. Hyde se sent mieux depuis qu'il a rompu avec Jackie. Kelso s'excuse une fois de plus d'être si sexy et d'avoir perturbé son couple.

« The Hub »

Annette se confie à Donna et Éric. Est-ce que Jackie rendait Kelso heureux ? Donna affirme qu'elle le rabaissait constamment. Annette rétorque qu'elle voulait juste savoir si elle avait été grosse à un moment. Elle quitte la table. Donna ne sait pas quoi faire pour plaire à la grand-mère d'Éric. Elle se demande si elle ne devrait pas porter son uniforme. Éric lui rappelle que cela ne plaît qu'aux garçons. Jackie arrive et annonce la nouvelle de sa rupture à ses deux amis. Éric pense que Hyde a voulu lui laisser du temps avec son autre petit ami. Jackie et Annette lui ordonnent de se taire puis se disputent. Elles réalisent qu'elles doivent parler de Kelso.

Salon des Forman

Donna et Éric discutent une nouvelle fois avec Béa. Donna a mis son uniforme et lui a apporté de la sauce salsa. Pour toute réponse, la grand-mère prend la sauce mais demande à son petit-fils s'il fréquente quelqu'un ses derniers temps. Éric voudrait que sa grand-mère donne une autre chance à Donna, car elles ont certainement plein de points communs...même si on ne sait pas vraiment lesquels. Donna assure qu'elle aime Éric de tout son cœur. Béa répond qu'elle est certainement la plus gentille fille que son petit-fils ait rencontré...pour le moment.

Cuisine des Forman

Red a enfin réussi à faire sortir Kitty de sa chambre même si elle reste en robe de chambre. Il lui offre un café. Sa femme semble remotivée et prévoit de se changer....et peut-être de prendre une douche, selon Red. Donna arrive, très remontrée contre Béa. Sentant la situation s'envenimer, Red va préparer la chambre de sa femme. Donna pense que Béa a peut-être peur des femmes fortes et indépendantes. En tout cas, elle ne veut pas lâcher. Kitty lui dit de laisser tomber car après tout, elle ne va pas la supporter toute sa vie dans sa famille. Donna affirme que si et se rend compte de sa bourde. Elle s'en sort avec une pirouette stupide.

Sous-sol des Forman

Jackie vient relancer Hyde. Elle a parlé à Annette et s'est rendue compte qu'elle a peut-être encore des sentiments pour Kelso mais c'est pour Hyde qu'elle veut se battre. Le jeune homme a vraiment du mal à y croire, il avance même qu'elle est sortie avec lui pour énerver Kelso. Jackie est révoltée par ses propres. Certes, elle a peut-être encore des sentiments pour Kelso mais c'est désormais lui qu'elle aime. Silence puis Hyde dit qu'il ne compte pas lui retourner la phrase. Elle s'en fiche. Hyde est déboussolé puis lui propose d'aller au bal. Jackie se jette dans ses bras et l'embrasse. Fez arrive à cet instant et veut les voir se « réconcilier ». Hyde lui dit de s'en aller. Il fait mine de s'exécuter puis se cache derrière les rideaux.

Gymnase du lycée

La fête bat son plein. Fez revient sur le fait qu'elle ait accepté que ses ballons soient la route de l'amour. Il ait peur qu'elle n'ait pas bien compris l'allusion mais au contraire. Fez est ravie. Jackie et Hyde font leur entrée ensemble, pour le grand malheur de Kelso. Ils vont danser. Annette se rend compte que Kelso a toujours des sentiments pour Jackie et s'en va. Kelso s'assoit et regarde les amoureux danser, dépité.

Salon des Forman

Red et Kitty sont apprêtés pour sortir. Béa arrive et fait un commentaire sur la tenue de sa fille. Cette dernière retourne dans sa chambre, au grand dam de Red.

Fairgirl

[Basement - Hyde sits in his chair. Eric's sitting on the couch, Fez is next to him.]

 

Eric : Okay, let me get this straight. After my grandpa's funeral, Kelso and Annette are making out, Jackie sees them and yells, 'Get off my boyfriend'?

Hyde (nods) :

Eric (continued) : Right in front of you?

Fez : Yeah, it really brought the whole funeral way down.

 

[Hyde stands up and starts pacing.]

 

Eric: Hyde, that's horrible man. You know what's even worse? I totally missed it.

Hyde: Yeah, well, nobody else missed it! Half the frickin town was there. Today at the hub, you know that kid Jimmy with the headgear? He said he felt bad for me. Jimmy Headgear felt bad for me! (CONT'D) I knew it was a mistake hooking up with Jackie and I did it anyway. You know why? 'Cause she makes you stupid. (HE SITS BACK DOWN) I bet Kelso was composing symphonies before her!

 

[Kelso walks in, annette is behind him.]

 

Kelso: Hyde, man, I just want to say I'm sorry, because what Jackie did to you was embarrassing! I mean, you must be so embarrassed... I - I told a lot of people what happened and they all agreed just really embarrassing!

 

[Hyde gets up and goes to the freezer.]

 

Eric: Kelso, now is not the time --

Kelso: No, I just want to buck our boy up, 'cause what happened was so embarrassing!

Hyde: That's it, I'm gonna kick your ass! Foreman, hold my Popsicle!

 

[Eric jumps up and holds Hyde back from attacking Kelso. Kelso pushes Annette in front of him.]

 

Eric : Whoa, whoa! Okay! You know what? Why don't we go upstairs and look at that new JC Penny catalogue? (HE STARTS TO PUSH HYDE TOWARDS THE STAIRS) There's a full colored section on bra's... word has it that the airbrush guy totally missed a nipple...

 

[Hyde and eric leave the basement, leaving Fez, Kelso and Anette.]

 

Kelso: I don't know why he was so mad (YELLS TO THE STAIRS) I was just being sensitive!

Annette: Well be sensitive to me because I'm upset, too. If you expect me to go to the Valentines Dance tonight, you're gonna have to do a few things for me...

Kelso: For you or to you?

Annette (SMACKS HIS CHEST) : Shut up! One, you will not speak to Jackie; Two, you will not speak to girls who have brown hair like Jackie; Three, you will not speak to Jackie (PAUSES AND THINKS) Wait... I got messed up.

Kelso: Yeah, yeah, baby... whatever you want.

 

[He smacks her butt and pushes her out the door.]

 

Kelso (CONT'D) : Man, it's great being under someone's thumb again!

FEZ (LOOKS AT KELSO AND SHAKES HIS HEAD) : What did your mother do to you?

Kelso : Man, I just feel bad for Hyde... I mean, Annette wants me, Jackie wants me. (SITS DOWN) My good looks are ruining people's lives!

Fez : Well, Hyde seems pretty mad...

Kelso  (ROLLS HIS EYES) : Whatever man, I'm not afraid of him.

Eric (OS) : He got away !

 

[Kelso jumps up, runs past Fez.]

 

Kelso : Help me!

 

[Hyde comes rushing down the stairs, Eric following frantically. Kelso runs out the doors, Hyde follows.]

 

[School gym. Jackie and Donna are at the decorations table.]

 

Donna : So, have you talked to Hyde about the whole 'Get off my boyfriend' disaster?

Jackie : No! And why is everyone making such a big deal about it? It's like every time I walk into a room, people look at me funny. Donna, how do you deal with it?

Donna (ROLLS HER EYES AND SHAKES HER HEAD) : Jackie, the reason people are making a big deal about it is because it sounds like you still have feelings for Kelso.

Jackie : Well I don't. I think the only reason I said it was because I was having an allergic reaction to the Formans' cheap, generic soda.

 

[Fez walks in, sucking on a balloon.]

 

Fez (ON HELIUM) : Oh, no! A giant red head! Please don't crush me, pleeease!

 

[Fez laughs, as does Donna and Jackie.]

 

Jackie : Fez, would you stop screwing around? Now, did you finish the balloon walkway of love yet?

Fez (VOICE NORMAL) : You bet I did. When Nina sees it, she's going to be so impressed, her balloons will become my walkway of love... if you know what I mean.

Donna : Fez, that is disgusting.

 

[Fez sucks on the balloon again.]

 

Fez (ON HELIUM AGAIN) : Oh, no! The giant's angry! Run for your lives! (JUMPS UP AND RUNS OUT OF THE GYM) Run! Run!

 

FOREMAN KITCHEN.

 

(RED, ERIC, DONNA AND BEA ALL SIT AT THE TABLE, EATING.)

 

[Kitty walks over, carrying cornbread.]

 

Donna : Mrs. Foreman, this chili is great!

Kitty : Thanks ! (SITS DOWN AT THE TABLE NEXT TO BEA) Daddy just loved my chili, you remember mom?

Bea : I remember it gave him the toots.

Red : That's a nice place to start the reminiscing.

Bea : So, Eric, are you excited about your big valentines day dance?

Eric : Yeah, I'm just glad it's in the gym. There's nothing like celebrating the most romantic day in your life in a room where I got my first wedgie.

Donna : It meant I liked you, Eric!

Kitty : If you don't mind, I'd like to talk about my father.

Bea : Well, Kitty, we can dwell on what was, or we can talk about what is. If I've learned anything from losing my Berty-bear, it's that all that really matters is making sure the people we love, know we love them.

Kitty : Mom, that was wonderful!

Bea : I mean it ! (TURNS TO ERIC) Eric, I love you.

Eric : Aw! Well thanks, grandma!

Bea (GRINS AND TURNS BACK TO KITTY) : Kitty ...

 

[Kitty grins back.]

 

Bea (continued) : ... I think I'll go for a walk.

BEA GETS UP AND WALKS OUT THE DOOR.

Kitty (LOOKS AROUND AND LAUGHS) : Well, this was fun ! (GETS UP) I'm gonna go to bed for a few days!

 

[Kitty exits. Red stands up.]

 

Red : Oh, no. She hasn't done this since Elvis died on the crapper.

 

[Eric nods sadly.]

 

Red (continued) : Now I gotta sit by the bed for 4 days, and tell her that she's beautiful. It's hard to say that to a cold cream smeared loony in bunny slippers !

 

[Red follows Kitty. Eric gets up to put some bowls in the sink.]

 

Eric : I remember that week. The shades were drawn, the food supply ran low; we were sucking on bouillon cubes to stay alive...

Donna (GETS UP AND WALKS OVER TO ERIC) : Yeah, but did you hear what your grandmother said about love being the only thing that matters? Eric! We should tell her that we're engaged...

Eric : What?!

Donna : Well she could be the one person who would be happy for us; We're gonna need someone on our side when we tell our families.

Eric : Yeah, and you know what, even if she's not on our side, the minute "grandma" thinks it's a bad idea, my mom'll be booking the big room at the Holiday Inn just out of spite!

Donna (NODS) : So it's a win - win.

Eric : Yeah! We're gonna do what Luke Skywalker was too afraid to do...

 

[Donna rolls her eyes and looks down.]

 

Eric (cont'd) : ... use the darkside to our advantage.

Donna : Eric, if we're gonna be married, you're really gotta ease up on the Star Wars stuff. Alright? It doesn't apply to everything.

Eric : I'm gonna have to rewrite my vows...

 

[Donna smiles and leaves.]

 

THE HUB. ANNETTE AND KELSO SIT AT A TABLE.

 

Annette : ... my favorite song?

Kelso : Uh, the most beautiful girl in the world!

Annette : The light I look best in?

Kelso : Uh, uh, it's a tie between 20 watt soft pink bulbs and mid-summer sunset!

Annette (obviously pleased) : Very good, Michael!

Kelso : God I miss this.

 

[Jackie walks in.]

 

Jackie : Oh, hey! Uhm, have you guys seen Steven?

Annette : I hear a weird piercing noise but I don't know where it's coming from. Do you hear anything, Michael?

Kelso : Yeah, it's just Jackie. (TURNS TO JACKIE) Uh, Jackie, I'm sorry you had to see me wearing this t-shirt, I know how it emphasizes my hunk-a-licious bod...

Jackie : Shut up, Michael okay? I made a stupid slip... it meant nothing.

Annette : Right, because Michael is my boyfriend.

Jackie : I know he is, skankwad!

Annette : Oh, I'm a skankwad?

 

[Kelso jumps up and throws his chair from under him.]

 

Kelso : Girl fight! Let's get it on!

Jackie : We're not gonna fight.

Kelso : Well, maybe you should kiss and make up.

 


[Annette and Jackie give him dirty looks.]

 

Kelso (cont'd) : Let's get it on!

 

[Jackie walks away. Annette gets up and walks away at the same time.]

 

Kelso : What? Wait. (beat. glumly) Ah, I'll go with the blonde...

 

FOREMAN LIVING ROOM.

 

[ R ed is walking down the stairs, he pauses to say something.]  

 

Red : Kitty, I'm just going to the corner to get you some soup ! I'm not leaving you for somebody younger and less dramatic !

 

[Donna, Eirc and Bea are seated on the couch. Ref continues down the stairs and glares at Bea.]

 

 

Red (cont'd) : This is your fault. If I want to get my wife out of bed, I gotta tie a rope around her and attach it to my bumper, and pull her out like a stump !

 

[Red exits. Bea turns back to Eric and Donna, not bothered.]

 

Bea : So what were you saying, dear?

Eric : Uhm, well, I was saying that... I'm getting married !

 

[Donna nods and grins.]

 

Bea : Oh, honey! How wonderful! So who's the lucky girl ?

 

[Donna and Eric's smiles fade.]

 

Eric : Well, uh... Donna !

 

[Donna grins again.]

 

Bea : Oh. Well I guess this is a small town !

 

[Bea gets up and kisses Eric on the head. She exits.]

 

Donna : What the hell did that mean?

Eric : That, my friend, is the seldom heard, but much feared 'Grandma burn'.

Eric (cont'd) : You're only warning is the jingling of costume jewelry and over powering scent of Ben Gay.

 

THE BASEMENT. HYDE AND FEZ SIT ON THE COUCH, WATCHING TV.

 

FEZ : Well, you and Jackie are certainly a mess. I remember before Nina when my love life was a mess. Perfect now, though. Not like yours -- which is just a mess.

 

[Hyde stays quiet, looking depressed. Jackie walks into the basement.]

 

Jackie : Steven! I called 3 times within the last half hour!

Hyde (COOLY) : Yeah, I figured it was you 'cause all the calls came during the commercials for the newlywed game.

Jackie (SITS NEXT TO HIM) : So, what now you're not taking my calls ?

 

[Hyde remains quiet]

 

Jackie : Why are you making a big deal out of this?

Hyde : Because it is a big deal when you yell get off my boyfriend to a girl who's on someone who's not me.

 

[Hyde gets up and looks at her.]

 

Jackie : Steven, I cannot be held responsible for the things that come out of my mouth! It didn't mean anything.

Hyde : So that's you're story? It didn't mean anything?

Jackie (SMILES) : Right! So you just need to get over it.

Hyde (NODS AND CROSSES HIS ARMS) : Oh, yeah. Don't worry, I'm over it...

 

[He pauses.]

 

Hyde (cont'd) : ... in fact, I'm over you.

 

[Jackie looks confused and then hurt.]

 

Jackie : Wait, Steven, what are you saying?

Fez (SPEAKING FAST) : He's saying he's breaking up with you. What? You're not paying attention? 'Cause I'm at the edge of my frickin' seat here!

Jackie (ON THE BRINK OF TEARS) : Steven?

 

[Hyde just looks at her and shrugs. Jackie runs out of the basement. Hyde pauses a moment before sitting back down next to Fez.]

 

Fez : So, I have a girlfriend and you don't...

 

THE CIRCLE

 

Eric : So, my grandma doesn't think Donna's good enough for me. How great is that?! Finally! Someone thinks Donna's the lucky one. No more, 'Hey, how'd he get her?' or 'Oh, that skinny guy must really be rich.' Yeah, that's right, I heard the whispers; I just pretended not to.

 

CUT TO: FEZ

Fez : Who was whispering? We said it right to you!

 

CUT TO: HYDE

Hyde : Well, I'm done with Jackie and I feel like a guy who had a 95 pound mole removed. A 95 pound Donny Osmond lovin', shoe shoppin', ice-capade attending, mole.

 

CUT TO: KELSO

Kelso : Hyde, I know that's just coming from a place of deep, deep pain; and I really do feel bad that my foxitude broke you and Jackie up! And I'd tone it down, but I just don't know how !

 

[The hub. Eric and Donna sit at a booth with Annette.]

 

Annette : Guys, I really think there's some unfinished business between Michael and Jackie. When they were together, did she make him happy ?

Donna : Well she totally dominated him and made him feel bad about himself.

Annette : I guess what I'm really asking is, was she ever fat or anything ?

 

[Donna just holds back a smile. Annette gets up and walks to the counter.]

 

Donna : Eric, how can your grandmother not like me? Ooh! Maybe I should wear my catholic school uniform around her more -- you know, people like me in that !

Eric : Well guys, mostly; But hey! Give it a shot... Grandma's have secrets, too.

 

[Jackie walks into the hub, sad.]

 

Jackie : Donna, Steven broke up with me.

Donna : Oh, Jackie, I'm sorry...

Eric : Hey, maybe he just wanted you to be able to spend time with your other boyfriend.

Jackie AND Annette : Shut up, Eric !

 

[Jackie turns around and sees Annette.]

 

Jackie : Oh, it's you. I didn't know they let slutballs in here.

Annette : Well I've seen you in here so I figured it was okay.

Jackie : Oh, you don't know it but you just burnt yourself !

Annette : Oh, I know it, the question is, do you ?

Jackie : I just said I do !

Annette : So do I, so you are too !

 

[Jackie looks incredulous.]

 

[Eric and donna, watching.]

 

Eric : Donna are you following this?

Donna : Uhm, I think one of them's a slutball one of them knows it.

 

[Eric nods.]

[Back to Jackie and Annette.]

 

Annette : I think what we need to do is go talk about Michael.

Jackie : Fine, I'll try to use small words so you can understand me!

Annette : That's not gonna be good enough!

 

[Jackie looks ready to laugh at annettes stupidity.]

[Eric and Donna just look confused.]

 

 THE FOREMAN LIVING ROOM.

 

[Eric and Donna enter. Bea is sitting on the couch.]

 

Eric : Hey, grandma!

 

[Eric and Donna both sit on the couch.]

 

Donna (CHEERFULLY) : Good afternoon, Mrs. Siggertson (??)  Nice day, huh ?

Bea : No! It's rainy and my arthritis is kicking in.

Donna : What a coincidence! Mine too! Boy, am I getting old !

 

[Bea looks at Donna confused.]

 

Donna : But to too old. Y'know, whatever you are...

 

[Donna looks at eric for help.]

 

Eric : Wow. Hey Grandma! Donna brought you some salsa! Yep! Donna makes the best darned salsa outside your beloved Arizona. It's a reflection of her long time love affair with the south west !

Donna : Much like your own! (CHEERFULLY AS SHE HANDS BEA THE SALSA) Go Grand Canyon !

Bea (TAKES THE SALSA BUT IGNORES DONNA) : So, Eric, who are you seeing these days ?

Eric : Okay, grandma, you have got to give Donna a chance, and I know you two will get along famously, you have so much in common !

Donna : Right! Like, I love eating dinner at 4:30, too !

 

[Bea has no reaction.]

 

Donna (cont'd) : Look, Mrs. Siggertson, I love Eric with all my heart and I know that when you give me a chance, you'll see that we're great together !

Bea (SMILES) : Well that's very sweet ! And you're right, I'm sure you're the nicest girl Eric's met so far.

 

[Bea gets up and walks out.]

 

Eric : She is just so good at that.

 

THE FOREMAN KITCHEN.

 

[Red his escorting Kitty into the Kitchen. She is still in her robe, her hair is disheveled.]

 

Red : See, isn't it better to be up and about then stuck in your bed for a week ?

Kitty : Well this is better. Why do I even let that woman get to me? I'm gonna go get out of this robe...

Red : ... and take a shower! I mean, that's the spirit!

 

[Donna walks into the Kitchen.]

 

Donna : Your mother is a nutbag!

Kitty : What'd she do? That thing when she's pretending to be nice, but she's really insulting you?

Donna : Yes!

Kitty (BITTER) : Frigid Witch!

 

[Red rolls his eyes.]

 

Red : I'll get the bed ready.

 

[He exits.]

 

Donna : How could she not like me ?

Kitty : How could she not like me ?

Donna : You know what? Maybe she just can't handle strong, healthy women.

Kitty : And I am strong and healthy. I bring home the bacon, I fry it up in a pan, and, and I never ever let Red forget he's a man !

Donna : Well I am not giving up on her!

Kitty : Oh, why are you even worried? I'm the one who has to live the rest of my life with the same family with this woman.

Donna : Yeah, but so do I !

 

[Kitty just looks at her.]

 

Donna : In the sense that, um, we're all part of the human family.

 

The Basement.

 

[Hyde is sitting on the couch. Jackie walks in.]

 

Jackie : Steven, I have to tell you something

Hyde : Well, if it's 'Get off my boyfriend', don't worry 'cause I already heard it.

Jackie : No. I have to tell you that you were right. When I said that, it did mean something, and I thought it didn't because sometimes I want something because other people have them. Like once, I made my dad buy me a pet rat because my cousin had one. But then, the rat got so disgusting, I made my kitty cat hunt it.

 

[Hyde looks confused.]

 

Hyde : I don't know what the hell you're talking about. Who's the rat? Am I the rat? --

Jackie : No, no. Steven... look, okay, I spoke to Annette. She made me realize -- okay, maybe I do have some leftover feelings for Michael, and then she said that if I really wanted him, I'd have to fight for him. But Steven, I know in my heart that the only person I want to fight for is you.

 

[Hyde gets up.]

 

Hyde (SARCASTIC) : Really?! Oh, boy! (TURNS BACK TO JACKIE, PISSED.) You like Kelso, but you like me a little bit more? What a bunch of crap! You know I think, Jackie? I think the only reason you were with me in the first place was to get back at Kelso.

Jackie : Steven, how can you say that?! Okay, fine, you know what? Maybe I do have feelings for Michael, but what am I supposed to do? He was my first boyfriend ! And you know what ? You're going to have to learn to deal with it ! And if you can't and you're going to have to break up with me because of that, I can't stop you! I think it's a real waste, because I love you!

 

[Longuest pause on television. Ever.]

[Hyde looks at Jackie, a very zen faciel expression on his face. For the longest time.]

 

Hyde (STUBBORNLY) : I'm not saying it back !

Jackie (DETERMINED) : I. Don't. Care.

 

[Hyde finally breaks the zen facade.]

 

Hyde : Dammit !

 

[He walks away from Jackie and stands by the washer. He finally walks back over to her and looks at her for a moment.]

 

Hyde : So are we going to go to the dance or what?

 

[Jackie looks relieved.]

 

Jackie : Oh, Steven.

 

[She kisses him and they hug. Fez walks in.]

 

Fez : Well, it looks like I'm just in time for make up sex. Don't mind me, you'll barely hear me. If you prefer, I could hide in the shower.

Hyde : Fez, get outta here.

Fez : Okay, here I go...

 

[He fakes as though he's going to leave out the door and quickly runs into the shower.]

 

THE VALENTINES DANCE.

 

[Nina and Fez approach the table with the punch.]

 

Fez : So earlier today I mentioned that I would like your balloons to be my walkway of love, and you said 'okay.' Do you know what I meant 'cause I don't want to surprise you with this one.

Nina : Well I think you meant...

 

[She leans over and whispers in his ear.]

 

Fez (EXCITED) : That's it!

 

[Jackie and Hyde entering the dance, hand in hand. Kelso and Annette are sitting at a table right by the door. Annette is on kelso's lap. Donna and eric walk over.]

 

Donna : Hey, look who's back together...

 

[Kelso jumps up, punshing Annette off his lap.]

 

Kelso : What the hell?!

Hyde (IGNORING KELSO) : C'mon, Jackie, let's dance.

 

[They go to the dance floor. Eric and Donna follow.]

 

Kelso : How can she be with him when she's so clearly not over me ?

Annette : I think the question is, how can you be with me when you're so clearly not over her ?

Kelso : Wait, is this a riddle ? Start over.

Annette : You're obviously still in love with Jackie.

 

[Annette shrugs.]

 

Annette (cont'd) : I'm going back to California.

Kelso : Baby, no! I'll prove that I love you more -- I'll bet you 50 bucks that if we do it, I'll be really into it.

Annette : Good-bye Michael.

 

[Annette exits.]

 

Kelso : Wait ! But you win either way !

 

[He sits down and sadly looks at Jackie and Hyde dancing. Elton John's tiny dancer plays in the background.]

 

FOREMAN LIVINGROOM.

 

[Kitty and Red come downstairs, clearly dressed up.]

 

Kitty : Oh I feel so much better ! I am a strong, healthy woman who doesn't need to go to bed every time some mean old lady gives her a cross look !

Red : That's right !

 

[Bea walks into the livingroom.]

 

Kitty : Good evening, mother! (CHEERFULLY) Going out the dinner!

Bea : Oh! Is that what you're wearing?

 

[Kitty's face falls and red looks shocked.]

 

Kitty : I'll be in bed...

 

 

END OF EPISODE

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