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#319 : Eric se lâche


Une visite de Paula, la belle et talentueuse soeur de Kitty, lui fait prendre conscience que sa vie ne mène à rien. Après avoir vu avec la bande un film porno, Eric essaie de nouvelles positions avec Donna. Kelso décide de ne plus jamais mentir.

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Titre VO
Eric's Naughty No No

Titre VF
Eric se lâche

Première diffusion
27.03.2001

Photos promo

Eric et Donna

Eric et Donna

Les parents Forman

Les parents Forman

Jackie et Donna

Jackie et Donna

Jackie et Kelso

Jackie et Kelso

Plus de détails

Absence de Midge et Bob.

 

Salle de cinéma

Les garçons regardent un film pornographique. Fez est aux anges alors que Kelso culpabilise de mentir à Jackie, il s'en va. Éric, quant à lui, s'étonne des positions utilisées et se demande s'il a de l'imagination.

Sous-sol des Forman

Kelso avoue à Jackie pour le cinéma mais elle ne lui en veut pas. Elle est au contraire de voir qu'il se montre désormais honnête envers elle. Jackie dit même à Kelso qu'il va obtenir une récompense : se sentir mieux.

Cuisine des Forman

Kitty est aux fourneaux, elle prépare un gâteau pour sa sœur Paula. Elle prévient Red à la dernière minute car il ne l'apprécie pas. En effet, cette dernière a fait plus ou moins de la prison et en veut toujours à leur argent. Ils entendent une voiture arriver et se dirigent à l'extérieur. Paula fait son entrée dans une voiture rose flambant neuve. Kitty l'accueille avec bonheur mais Red se méfie. Pourtant, la jeune femme lui tend une liasse de billets, elle lui rend tout ce qu'elle lui doit. Red compte dans son coin pendant que les deux sœurs s'embrassent.

Sous-sol des Forman

Les garçons font un cercle. Kelso parle d'honnêteté, il s'est rendu compte que c'est très positif. Éric repense encore au film et il complexe par rapport au sexe des autres hommes. Fez prétend avoir un énorme mais personne ne le croit. Kelso veut avouer à Jackie tous ses mensonges. Hyde, trop content de le voir encore s'humilier, propose de l'aider à dresser une liste. Éric continue de s'inquiéter, il craint que Donna ne s'ennuie au lit avec lui. Kitty appelle son fils car c'est l'heure de dîner.

Cuisine des Forman

Toujours sous l'emprise de ce qu'il a fumé, Éric se bourre de pain et complimente sa tante sur sa tenue. Il devient euphorique lorsqu'elle lui donne un billet pour le remercier. Elle continue de raconter tout ce qu'elle a fait depuis quelques années : croisières, rencontres avec des gens célèbres....Éric rigole bêtement à tout ce qu'elle dit mais est impressionné. Pour changer de sujet, Paula demande à sa sœur ce qu'elle est devenue et Kitty se retrouve bien embêtée. Mais avant que sa mère n'ait pu répondre quoi que ce soit, Éric la coupe en disant qu'elle n'a rien fait d'intéressant. Lorsque sa mère arrive avec le dessert, il se jette dessus.

Chambre des parents Forman

Red contemple sa liasse de billets pendant que Kitty se plonge dans un album photo. Kitty se rappelle que tout allait bien à ce temps-là et revoit son bal de promo : elle était heureuse et amoureuse alors que sa sœur accumulait les gaffes et les coups durs. Mais maintenant, la situation est inversée. Red essaie de rassurer sa femme : même si elle est plus célèbre que sa sœur, cela ne veut pas dire qu'elle est plus heureuse. Kitty le prend mal.

Chambre d'Éric

Donna et Éric sont en plein ébat. Le jeune homme tente de nouvelles choses mais Donna n'apprécie pas, elle se rhabille et s'en va.

Perron des Pinciotti

Le lendemain, Donna raconte à Jackie ce qu'il a essayé de faire. Jackie est très choquée et lui révèle que les garçons sont allés voir un film porno. Donna est vexée.

Cuisine des Forman

Paula prépare un strüdel. Kitty essaie de lui poser des questions pour savoir si elle est vraiment heureuse et insiste sur le fait qu'elle est seule. Paula sent qu'il y a un problème et Kitty finit par lui demander franchement si elle n'est pas venue pour tout simplement lui faire comprendre qu'elle a une meilleure vie que la sienne désormais. Paula avoue que oui et les deux sœurs se disputent...avant d'éclater de rire et de se présenter des excuses. Paula propose alors à sa sœur de lui faire un petit relooking, Kitty accepte.

Sous-sol des Forman

Devant Fez et Hyde, Kelso se lance dans les confidences et avoue tout à Jackie, même les choses les plus ridicules comme le fait de jouer avec des chiens. Et pendant que Hyde jubile et que Fez s'ennuie, Jackie finit par en avoir marre et lui fait comprendre que toute vérité n'est pas forcément bonnes à dire. Ils s'en vont.

Allée des Forman

Red admire la voiture de sa belle-soeur lorsque sa femme arrive, métamorphosée. Ils s'embrassent. Paula vient ensuite leur dire au revoir avant de s'en aller. Kitty annonce à son mari qu'elle a bien l'intention de profiter un peu plus de la vie et de ne pas hésiter à découvrir de nouvelles choses. Red n'y voit pas d'inconvénient à condition qu'elle ne repeigne pas la voiture en rose !

Chambre d'Éric

Donna entre en trombe dans la pièce, elle exige une explication. Éric avoue que voir ce film l'a complexé et comme il pensait que Donna s'ennuyait avec lui, il a voulu être original. Donna lui assure que ce n'est pas le cas et lui conseille de demander avant désormais.

Allée des Forman

Kelso est avec une meute de chiens. Il leur apprend qu'il doit aller rejoindre Jackie puis craque et joue avec eux encore cinq minutes.

Fairgirl

 

MOVIE THEATRE

The guys are watching an x-rated movie


FEZ: Oh, my first X-rated movie. I don't know what's going on, but that is the luckiest pizza boy ever.


HYDE: Yeah, I'll say. There's at least nine boobs in this shot alone.


KELSO: Guys, I feel bad. I mean, Jackie finally takes me back and I reward her by sneaking off to see some trashy porno babes....Oh, wow! That seems like it would tickle.


FEZ: Oh, nothing's going to happen in this scene. It's just two ladies.....Oh, bravo, nice plot twist.


KELSO: All right, guys, I gotta go. I don't think Jackie would like me being here.


FEZ: And you should pick up your dress on the way out.


ERIC: Oh, wow! Does everyone do that? Because I don't do that. I just stick to two or three key moves and... God, they don't even come close to that.


FEZ: Oh, Eric, I have not done anything but even I, had I done anything, would have already done that.


OPENING CREDITS

FORMAN BASEMENT


Kelso is talking to Jackie


KELSO: Jackie, you know I love you and you know how much I've changed, right?


JACKIE: Yeah? Oh, what'd you do?


KELSO: I went to a stag film. But then it turned out that there weren't any stags at all. It was just naked people having sex. Go ahead and punish me.


JACKIE: No, Michael, I'm not gonna punish you. You were honest with me, and honesty should be rewarded.


KELSO: Wow. I'm not in trouble and I get a reward? Is it a cash reward?


JACKIE: No, Michael, the reward is feeling better about yourself.


KELSO: Oh.


FORMAN KITCHEN


Red comes in, Kitty is making a meringue


RED: Mom, smells good. Watch making?


KITTY: Oh, a little lemon meringue and pot roast and my sister Paula is coming and seven-layer salad.


RED: Ash. Seven-lay... Hey, wait a second.


KITTY: Red, now please, be nice. We haven't seen her in almost six years.


RED: Yeah, not since she got arrested.


KITTY: No, not arrested, detained.


RED: She showed up in the backseat of a police car with lights flashing. I had to tell the neighbors that she was the mayor of Cincinnati.


Car horn


KITTY: Oh, there she is.


RED: You wait. She's gonna hit me up for money like she always does.


FORMAN DRIVEWAY


Red and Kitty walk out, a pink car pulls up and crashes into something


RED: That's gonna cost me.


KITTY: Oh, my God!


PAULA: Kitty!


KITTY: Oh, my God! Look at you!


PAULA: I know, I know, I'm fabulous. Look, huh, at me.


KITTY: Oh, my God. You're wearing stockings. Red, she's wearing stockings. Oh, oh, and matching shoes!


PAULA: Oh, come on, Red. I know you're dying for a nibble.


RED: Paula, you're so pink.


PAULA: Oh, well, sure, sure. I gotta match my brand-new car. Go ahead, pet her.


KITTY: Well, ooh, ooh, I want to pet her too.


RED: Why did you paint it with Pepto-Bismol?


PAULA: It's not Pepto-Bismol. It's Luscious Blushes. And only the top Kathy May
salesperson gets one of these babies.


RED: So you stole it from her?


PAULA: I have all the money that I owe you. Here it is.


KITTY: Oh, my God. You have cash. Red, she has cash. Honey, Red, Red, Red, really, you don't have to count it.


RED: Oh, well, of course. You're family (he turns his back to them and keeps counting it)


PAULA: Oh, honey, honey, honey! (she hugs Kitty again)


FORMAN BASEMENT – THE CIRCLE


Kelso, Eric, Hyde and Fez are in the circle


KELSO: Honesty's cool, man. It's like I can do anything wrong and then ask for forgiveness, and then I'm good again. I mean, someone should invent a religion like that.


ERIC: Okay, so did anyone besides me think that some of the guys in that movie were not completely... average? Like, you know, they were way, way above average?


HYDE: Well, you don't go into that line of work when you're below average. You just pray some hot, redheaded neighbor girl likes you for your personality.


FEZ: What are you talking about? Those men were completely average. In fact, I found the guy with the mustache downright puny.


KELSO: See now, Fez, that's not honest. I mean, we all know you're small in the pants. What I'm saying is, is from here on in, I'm only telling the truth. In fact, I'm gonna come clean to Jackie about everything.


FEZ: Fine. You want honesty? I'll give you honesty. We are all small in the pants.


HYDE: Kelso, this might be your best idea ever. You know what? You should make a list of all the lies you've ever told to Jackie, and I'll help you. 'Cause all's I really want is for you to be happy.


ERIC: Hey, you guys, honestly you don't think Donna's, you know, bored, right?
'Cause those guys in the movie, they didn't do the same move twice. And I've done the same move, like... always.


KELSO: I'll bet they go to a special school or something. I mean, they're like
doctors at doing it.


KITTY (from upstairs): Eric, dinner.


ERIC: Oh, no. Now I have to act normal. But I get to eat, yeah!


FORMAN KITCHEN


Red, Paula, Kitty and Eric are having dinner. Eric is talking really loud and he keeps shoving bread into his mouth


ERIC: Aunt Paula, you look great.


PAULA: Oh.


ERIC: And so pink.


PAULA: Oh, Eric, you're so cute. Here's 20 bucks.


ERIC: Aunt Paula is awesome!


KITTY: So, Paula, tell me more about the ship captain.


PAULA: Oh, that was just a fling, you know.


RED: Didn't you have a fiancé the last time we saw you?


KITTY: Red, now there is no reason to rehash ancient history, is there?


PAULA: No, it's okay. It turned out he lived on some sort of commune where everyone called him God. And there were... there were guns. And I really could never figure out why God would need a gun. But there were some fun parties.
Who!


ERIC: That's hilarious!


PAULA: Life has gotten so much better since I moved to Indianapolis. I mean, things move so much faster in the big city. One day you're wondering if you'll ever find happiness and the next, you're waving the starting flag at the Indy 500.


RED: You waved the Indy flag?


PAULA: Mm-hmm.


ERIC: Oh, God, you're the coolest. Mom, how funny is it that while Aunt Paula was at Indy you were probably at, like, Price Mart.


KITTY: Ooh, ooh, ooh, who wants pie? It's meringue.


PAULA: Well, enough about me. Kitty, dear, what have you been up to?


KITTY: Well, you know, it's funny you should ask because we have been super, super busy.


ERIC: Oh, no, she quit her job. She's not up to anything. It's kind of boring. So, did you meet Dick Trickle?


KITTY: Eric!


ERIC: What? He's a race car driver. His name is Dick Trickle. Oh, my God, listen to my voice! I'm so loud!


FORMAN MASTER BEDROOM


Kitty is flipping through her yearbook, Red is counting the money Paula gave him


KITTY: Oh, well, will you look at this? Here's me, captain of the cheerleaders. "Most likely to succeed." "Best laugh." Haha. Oh, here's Paula.


RED: What's that on her cheek?


KITTY: Oh, she had a little sledding accident with her face that year.


RED: Typical.


KITTY: I know. Things were so different then.


FLASHBACK


Highschool prom


GIRL: Kitty, oh! You so deserve this. You're the best.


KITTY: Oh, aren't you sweet? Ahahahaha!


BOY: Boy, oh, boy, Chet sure is lucky. He's got the keenest girl in school.


KITTY: Oh, stop!


PAULA: Congratulations, Kitty.


KITTY: Thanks, Paula.


PAULA: I knew you'd win. You always do.


KITTY: No, not always.


CHET: Well, I want a kiss from the queen.


KITTY: Well, Chet, you have been an awfully loyal subject.


PAULA: You guys, I'd like you to meet my date, Marvin. Marvin? Sweetie? Sweetie?


Marvin is busy kissing another girl


PAULA: Okay...


KITTY: Okay....


BACK IN THE BEDROOM


KITTY: And now, I'm a housewife and she goes on cruises with Dick Trickle.


RED: You don't know what she's not telling you. I mean, just because she's more successful than you doesn't mean that she's happy.


KITTY: More successful?


RED: Well, it's just that she has so many...And she's...she's very...(chuckles) Look, money.


ERIC's BEDROOM


Donna and Eric are making out


DONNA: I love it when you do that.


ERIC: Good to know. Good to know. And how about when I do this?


The camera pans toward GI-Joe...silence for a while...unitl


DONNA: Geez, Eric, what the hell?


ERIC: Okay, okay, I'll just go back up to the ear.


DONNA: Get away from me, you pig! Where are my pants?


ERIC: Wait. Wait, it was an accident (Donna runs off)  Look, I have a feather.


FORMAN BACK PORCH


Donna is talking to Jackie


JACKIE (after Donna whispers something in her ear): He did? What the heck for?


DONNA: I don't know. In like what universe is that sexy?


JACKIE: Only one... the skinny, pervert universe.


DONNA: It was just so strange. I mean, usually he just sticks to, like, two or three key moves.


JACKIE: You know, I bet it's because of that nudie flick they saw yesterday.


DONNA: They went to an X-rated movie?


JACKIE: Didn't Eric tell you?


DONNA: No. God, why would Eric go see something like that? I mean, is our sex life so boring that he has to sneak around and watch other people do it?


JACKIE: Donna, of course it is. It's okay.


FORMAN KITCHEN


Paula is baking, Kitty comes in


KITTY: So, um, what's going on here? Ahaha. Packing a picnic lunch for your next African safari?


PAULA: No, I thought I'd make my strudel for the boys. It feels nice having people to cook for.


KITTY: Huh. Well, um...Sounds like your, uh... jet-set life gets pretty lonely, huh?


PAULA: Oh, no, I have lots of friends.


KITTY: Oh, right, right. But, um, all the friends in the world don't make up for having to come home from the Bahamas to an empty house, do they?


PAULA: I actually enjoy my privacy.


KITTY: Hmm, privacy....loneliness. It's a fine line, isn't it?


PAULA: Okay, Kitty, is something wrong?


KITTY: Yeah, something is wrong. Why are you here?


PAULA: Because I missed you. And I wanted you to see that I'm finally okay.


KITTY: Okay or better than me?


PAULA: Better than you? Oh, Kitty, you're my sister and...Okay fine. I'm finally a success, and I wanted to come back and rub your face in it. And I did, and I liked it!


KITTY: Well, good for you. It must have been hard living in my shadow, because I was popular and you weren't. And I had a life and you didn't. That's right. I said it. You heard me. You were a schlub. A schlub!


They both laugh


KITTY: Oh, I am so sorry.


PAULA: Oh, I'm sorry too.


KITTY: Oh, I just- I don't know what is the matter with me.


PAULA: I know.


KITTY: I should be just thrilled that you're finally on your feet, and instead,, I'm just.... I'm acting like a jealous little ninny.


PAULA: Kitty, would you like a makeover?


KITTY: Oh, I really would.


PAULA: Okay.


KITTY: I-I won't look like a whore, will I?


PAULA: No, no, I promise.


FORMAN BASEMENT


Hyde, Jackie and Fez are listening to Kelso


KELSO: Okay, Jackie. There are some things I haven't been honest about that I feel like you should know.


JACKIE: Okay. Why are they here?


KELSO: Well, Hyde helpfully pointed out that it's not really honesty unless your friends are allowed to watch. So, anyway, I made a list.


HYDE: The list was my idea.


KELSO: Thank you for that, Hyde. Okay, so let's just get started. Um, that picture you saw of me in kindergarten? Those weren't puffy pants. It was a big boy diaper. And that time you came out of the shower, and you thought you saw a flash? I did take your picture. This one time you asked me if you had anything in your teeth? And you did, but I said no, 'cause it's funnier that way. When we were about to fool around, and I said that I washed my hands? But really I just got done playing with like six dogs. But that's not as bad...


JACKIE: All right, Michael, stop! Okay, Michael, I think we need to work on selective honesty.


FEZ: Yes, that and basic hygiene. Seriously, good God, man.


JACKIE: Okay, Michael unless one of your secrets involves kissing a girl, I don't need to know about it.


KELSO: Okay. All right. Oh, science fact. Dogs are cleaner than humans.


FORMAN DRIVEWAY


Red is standing near Paula's car


RED: Oh, you poor pink bastard (Kitty walks out, all made over) Well, well! What have we here? All right. I got 20 minutes till my wife comes back so, uh, pucker up (they kiss)


PAULA: Okay, you two lovebirds. I'm off. Oh, bye-bye, Red. Oh!


KITTY: Oh, Paula, thank you so much.


PAULA: Oh, oh, Kitty. What are sisters for, huh? I'll talk to you in a couple of days. And you remember what I said: "Cherchez la vie pour vivre la vie!"


KITTY: Oui, oui, ma soeur.


Paula drives off


RED: So what's with all the French? Did she call me something?


KITTY: No. She said, "Search for life to live life," which is my new motto. Paula made me see that I have been in a rut. But the good news is, from now on, I am just going to explore life.


RED: But you're... You're all pretty now with your big red lips. Isn't that enough?


KITTY: Oh, I love you, Red Forman. And no.


RED: All right, fine. But if you paint my car pink, it's over.


ERIC's BEDROOM


Eric is examining his nose in the mirror, Donna comes in


ERIC: Oh, hey, I was just looking at... Hey!


DONNA: Okay, where did you get the idea to...(she closes the door) do what you did?


ERIC: I went to see this movie and it was a... Well, I guess you could call it an art film.


DONNA: Eric!


ERIC: Okay, fine, Donna. It was an X-rated film. And it just... There were all these people and they were doing all these things that we've never done. And it seemed like they really enjoyed doing this one thing especially. And I just thought, you know, who would enjoy doing that one thing especially? My lady.


DONNA: Eric, listen to me because this is gosh-darn important. You don't do that, not without asking.


ERIC: So, if I had asked...


DONNA: The answer's still no! Eric, are you bored with our sex life?


ERIC: Oh, God, no. Just the opposite. I figured that you had to be bored. And it
was our hundredth time, and I just wanted to do something special.


DONNA: Oh, my God, you count?


ERIC: No.


DONNA: Oh, my God, that's so sweet. But do me a favor. Next time you're gonna do something weird gimme a little more warning, so I can brace myself. Or tell you to back the hell off.


ERIC: Right.


DONNA: Because no matter how much I love you that was unpleasant.


END CREDITS

FORMAN DRIVEWAY


Kelso is talking to a bunch of dogs


KELSO: I'm sorry, you guys. I can't hang out. I gotta go meet Jackie ( dogs whine) Don't look at me like that. All right, five more minutes, but that is it (he gets on all fours) Come on. Who wants to show me their belly, huh? Come on. Come here, buddy! (he barks)  Come here, baby. Who's my little baby, huh? Who's my little baby?


THE END

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