Episode 401 Guide des épisodes Episode 403

#402 : Eric déprime

Titre original: Eric's Depression
Réalisé par: David Trainer
Écrit par: Bryan Moore et Chris Peterson
Guests: Tom Kenny (Woofy), Corey Landis (Red jeune) et Cole Sprouse (Bobby)
Date de diffusion: 26 septembre 2001

Eric est si déprimé après sa rupture avec Donna qu'il passe tout son temps dans son lit. Les efforts de ses amis et de ses parents pour lui remonter le moral n'y font rien.

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Cuisine des Forman

Kitty sert le petit déjeuner à Red. Fez, Kelso et Hyde arrivent, ils veulent aller au parc d'attractions Funland. Alors que Kelso se sert généreusement à manger, il glisse que cela remontera le moral d'Éric depuis qu'il n'est plus avec Donna. Les parents sont étonnés, ils n'étaient pas au courant. Bien évidemment, tous croient que c'est Donna qui a largué Éric. Kitty s'inquiète pour son fils. Il doit être dans un état déplorable.

Chambre d'Éric

Effectivement, le jeune homme déprime en écoutant « All By Myself » à la radio. Et lorsqu'il essaie de se débarrasser de la chanson, il tombe dessus sur chaque station. Lorsqu'il tombe enfin sur une autre chanson, elle s'intitule « Donna ». Excédé, il jette son radio - réveil à travers la pièce...il se remet alors en marche.

Quelques minutes plus tard, ses amis sont venus le chercher. Rien ne semble le faire sortir de son lit, même pas le fait de le tirer littéralement hors de son lit. Kelso essaie de lui remonter le moral en lui rappelant que s'il était resté avec Donna, il aurait Bon partout sur ses photos de mariage. Le stratagème ne semble pas fonctionner. Hyde annonce alors qu'ils vont rester avec lui plutôt, Kelso est catastrophé. Seulement Éric ne veut pas parler et interdit de toucher à quoi que ce soit dans sa chambre. Ses copains finissent par partir. Fez lui dit qu'il vaut mieux qu'il ne vienne pas de toute façon car il aurait tout gâché. Il s'excuse tout de suite et promet de lui ramener une pomme d'amour.

Cuisine des Forman

Kitty arrive dans la pièce et prévient son mari qu'elle a enfin réussi à faire sortir leur fils de son lit. Il ne doit absolument pas parler de sa rupture ou de Donna. Éric est dans un tel état que son père lui dit qu'il a l'air de s'être fait jeter. Éric répète une fois de plus qu'il ne veut pas en parler et il s'assoit. Seulement Kitty ne peut pas se retenir et essaie de positiver, lui affirmant qu'il retrouvera quelqu'un très vite. Agacé, son fils veut s'en aller mais elle lui ordonne de manger quelque chose avant. Il se sert des céréales tout en réaffirmant qu'il ne veut pas parler. Alors qu'il s'apprête à manger, il s'aperçoit que les céréales ont formé le prénom « Donna ». Il s'en va. Kitty ordonne à Red de lui parler. Elle ne peut pas le faire car elle n'a jamais été larguée. Comme Red n'y croit pas trop, ils se chamaillent.

Funland

Les trois garçons et Jackie font leur entrée au parc d'attractions. La jeune fille fait des recommandations à Kelso car il s'éloigne à chaque fois et fait n'importe quoi. Woofy, le chien pahre du parc, vient leur dire bonjour. Hyde l'envoie tout de suite balader alors que Fez est très impressionné. Jackie leur propose de se retrouver à cet endroit s'ils se perdent. Elle se retourne et découvre que Kelso n'est déjà plus là. Fez est certain qu'ils vont le retrouver, car il a une photo de lui dans son portefeuille...comme pour tous ses amis et bien d'autres.

Couloir de l'étage des Forman

Kitty veut que Red aille parler à son fils mais il n'est pas très motivé. Elle lui révèle alors que le premier type qu'elle a largué est resté chez ses parents jusqu'à l'âge de quarante ans. Il finit donc par entrer dans la chambre de son fils, qui ne veut toujours pas parler. Il lui dit de se contenter de l'écouter. Il lui raconte l'histoire de Larry « No Foot » Milligan qui est rentré de la guerre sans pied, et que sa copine a largué. Red trouve que son fils ne devrait pas se plaindre car il a encore ses deux pieds. Il va donc très bien, il peut se lever et aller tailler les haies. Éric ne veut pas se lever mais Red ne lui laisse pas le choix.

Funland

Fez montre une photo de Kelso à un mime, mais cela n'est pas très concluant. Hyde lui montre un tee-shirt « Fun University » au dos duquel il est inscrit « F.U. ». Fez ne comprend pas la blague. Jackie les rejoint et panique car elle n'a aucune nouvelle de Kelso. Elle demande l'heure. Woofy arrive, suivi d'un quartet chantant qui leur fait une petite prestation sur l'heure. Agacés, ils s'en vont. Kelso arrive quelques minutes plus tard et demande l'heure. Lorsque le quartet chantant fait son petit numéro, il apprécie grandement.

Jardin des Forman

Éric ramasse ce qu'il a taillé et raconte à son père sa souffrance mais son père s'en fiche. Du coup, Éric lui permet de partir.

Jardin des Pinciotti

Donna balaie les feuilles. Son père veut la faire parler mais elle ne veut pas. Pourtant, elle finit par lui dire tout ce qu'elle a sur le cœur. Elle va amener son sac de feuilles au bout du jardin et croise Éric. Le jeune homme se contente de lui dire bonjour, ce qui l'énerve. Elle ne comprend toujours pas sa décision et ils se disputent, puis s'insultent. Donna finit par partir.

Chambre d'Éric

Le jeune homme est revenue dans son lit. Son père vient le secouer car il doit aller bosser. Il essaie de détendre l'atmosphère en faisant une blague sur le couple de Donna et Éric mais son fils apprécie moyennement. Il se recouche.

Funland

Jackie reproche à Fez de s'être amusé plutôt que de chercher Kelso. Elle voit alors une princesse passer et lui court après. Fez et Hyde font de même car ils la trouvent très jolie.

Lost & Found

Kelso attend au bureau des objets perdus en compagnie de jumeaux qui se moquent de lui en répétant tout ce qu'il dit.

Cuisine des Forman

Éric attend que sa mère serve le dîner et il garde le silence. Son père essaie de le détendre en parlant de la nouvelle caissière qui est aussi célibataire. Aucune réaction. Kitty sert à manger à son fils et il voit encore Donna partout. Il monte dans sa chambre. Kitty constate que son mari n'a pas vraiment aidé leur fils. Elle lui demande comment lui a réagi quand sa première petite amie l'a laissé tomber. Il dit qu'il a agit comme un homme mais se revoit pleurant dans sa voiture.

Funland

Fez, Jackie et Hyde sont revenus au point de rencontre et l'heure de fermeture est venue. Woofy les pousse d'ailleurs vers la sortie. Jackie est inquiète pour Kelso mais Hyde la rassure, il est comme les chiens : il retrouvera le chemin de sa maison tout seul.

Bar

Red a emmené son fils boire une bière. Il lui parle de Éloïse, sa première petite amie, qui l'a laissé tomber quand leur relation est devenue sérieuse. Il admet avoir eu de la peine mais qu'il a fini par ne plus y penser avec le temps. Éric a toujours mal pour le moment. Son père a enfin compris et lui dit qu'il va le laisser faire son deuil quelques temps. Éric révèle alors à son père que c'est lui qui a largué Donna, son père ne le croit pas.

Voiture

La maman des jumeaux a accepté de ramener Kelso, qui tient une grosse classe dans sa main. Les jumeaux crachent dessus et Kelso s'énerve. La mère lui demande de sortir.

Fairgirl

FORMAN KITCHEN

Red and Kitty are having breakfast. Hyde, Fez and Kelso come in

HYDE: Hey, Mrs. Forman. Hey, Red.

KITTY: Hello, boys. You're up bright and early this morning.

KELSO: Yeah. We're going to Funland! It's super fun!

KITTY: Oh, Red, remember how we used to take Eric there when he was little?

RED: Remember how I used to get on the roller-coaster with him and then, just before we took off, I'd jump out and wave good-bye? Boy, did he scream.

KITTY: Well, it sounds like fun.

KELSO: Super fun! And we figured Eric could use some fun, you know, since he and Donna broke up.

RED: What?

KITTY: Broke up?

HYDE: Yeah, I heard Donna dumped his ass.

FEZ: That's funny. I heard Eric was the one who dumped Donna.

RED, HYDE, KELSO: Sure, he did. I don't think so. Yeah, right.

KITTY: Well, Eric must be just a wreck.

ERIC'S BEDROOM

Eric is in bed. The radio is playing the sing "All By Myself". Eric changes the
station, but that only gives him the same song. He changes the station again, same song.

ERIC: Fine. I'll just listen to A.M.

Now the radio plays "Oh Donna"

ERIC: That's just cruel.

He knocks the radio off the table, it breaks, stops, but then it continues to play "Oh Donna"

OPENING CREDITS

ERIC'S BEDROOM

Eric is in bed, the gang come in

HYDE: Come on, Forman. Get out of bed.

FEZ: Yes, we have to go to Funland before all the fun is gone.

ERIC: I'm not going.

Hyde and Kelso look at each other, grab Eric and drag him off the bed. He crawls back on again

HYDE: Geez. Forman, man, snap out of it. So you had one of the hottest chicks in Point Place and you blew it. Could be worse (chuckling) no, it couldn't.

KELSO: I mean Eric, it's not all bad. I mean think about Bob being your father-in-law. That guy'd be in all your wedding pictures.

ERIC: Guys, I don't want to talk about Donna... and I don't want to go to Funland.

HYDE: Fine. If you're not going with us, we'll stay here with you.

KELSO: We're not going to Funland?

Hyde hits him in the arm. They all sit on Eric's bed. Fez reaches out...

ERIC: Don't... touch the G.I.Joes.

KELSO: Hey, Eric, did you...

ERIC: Hey, buddy, can we not talk? Thanks.

HYDE: Fine. We're going to Funland (they all get up)

ERIC: Good. Go.

FEZ: You know what? I'm glad you are not going to Funland because you will suck the fun right out of it. And then...and then it would just be called ''Landland.'' I'm sorry. I'll get you a candy apple, okay?

FORMAN KITCHEN

Red is reading the paper, Kitty comes in

KITTY: Okay, okay, I got Eric out of bed. He's on his way down. Now remember, don't say anything about Donna. He'll talk when he's ready.

RED: Okay.

Eric comes in

RED: Gee, Son, you look like you've just been dumped.

ERIC: I wasn't dumped, okay? We broke up.

RED: Yeah, well, run it off.

KITTY: Do you want to talk about it, honey?

ERIC: No.

KITTY: Okay. Are you sure?

ERIC: Yes. Yes, I'm sure.

KITTY: Okay. Let's not talk. Ahahaha! Eric, you are a handsome young man with a lot to offer.

ERIC: Okay. Can I go now?

KITTY: No, no, no. Not until you eat. You look like you haven't eaten for a week.

RED: Oh, come on, Kitty. He always looks like that.

KITTY: Well, maybe so. But he won't have the strength to get over Donna if he doesn't eat.

ERIC: AARGHH! Fine! I'll eat. Just no more talking about Donna. For one minute, I'd like to not... think about Donna.

KITTY (whispering): No Donna.

Eric takes a spoonful of cereal, then looks at the spoon. The cereal spells
"Donna". He grunts and walks off

KITTY: Red, you should go talk to him.

RED: What? Why me?

KITTY: Because I don't really know how to mend a broken heart. I've never been dumped.

RED: Oh, I don't believe that.

KITTY: Why not?

RED: Well, there are certain things about you that are annoying...that other people might not have been as tolerant of.

KITTY: You're bald!

RED: See? Like that!

FUNLAND

Fez, Hyde, Jackie and Kelso walk into Funland

JACKIE: Okay Michael, we have to stay together. Every time we come here you get lost.

KELSO: Damn Jackie, there's fun around every corner.

JACKIE: Michael, what are the rules?

KELSO: Uh, no hitting you from behind with the bumper cars.

JACKIE: And?

KELSO: And no riding the goats at the petting zoo.

JACKIE: And? (he doesn't answer) We have to stay together, Michael!

KELSO: Fine! (he looks around) Balloons!

JACKIE: Stay!

WOOFY (putting his arm around Hyde and Fez): Hey there, kids! I'm Woofy, the Funland Dog, and I'm here to make sure that you have fun, fun, fun! (he pets Hyde on his head)

HYDE: Touch me like that again you're gonna eat your Alpo through a straw, straw, straw!

WOOFY: Oh. Okeydokey. Well, I'm going down to the saloon to look for the guy who shot my paw.

FEZ: Oh, my God! That was Woofy, and he talked to us!

JACKIE: Okay guys, we gotta pick a place to meet in case we split up. How about the corner of Fun Street and Fun Boulevard? I mean, that should be easy enough for even Michael to remember (she turns around) Michael? Great. Now we'll never find him.

FEZ: Sure we will. All we have to do is show people his picture, and they'll help us find him.

HYDE: You have a picture of Kelso in your wallet?

FEZ: Of course. I carry pictures of all my friends.

JACKIE: You're friends with Nipsey Russell?

FEZ: I want to be.

HALLWAY

Red and Kitty are standing outside Eric's bedroom

KITTY: I know he's in there. Go talk to him.

RED: I don't want to.

KITTY: Fine. But when I broke up with Archie Wilkins, he lived with his parents until he was 40.

RED: Good God, Kitty. That's another 23 years! All right. I'm going in.

ERIC'S BEDROOM

Red comes in, Eric is still in his bed

RED (cheerful): Hey, Eric. How you doin'?

ERIC: Dad, I'm really not in the mood for conversation.

RED: Good. Then I'll talk and you listen. I ever tell you the story about Larry ''No Foot'' Mulligan?

ERIC: Well, I can guess. He had no foot?

RED: Larry was a buddy of mine who lost his foot during the war. And then, on his way back to the States ol' One Foot, at that point we were calling him One Foot, had his ship go down and a shark ate his other foot. But he made it all the way back home. And do you know what happened to him when he got here?

ERIC: He overcame his handicap and ironically, became a shoe salesman?

RED: No. His girlfriend dumped him.

ERIC: Well, thank God it had a happy ending.

RED: Look, the point of the story is you've got both feet. You'll be fine. Now, put some shoes on, go on down and trim the hedges.

ERIC: Yeah. Well, you know, I think I'm just gonna stay up here.

RED: Yeah. Well, you know, I think you're not!

FUNLAND

Fez is trying to find Kelso

FEZ: Hi. Have you seen him? His name is Kelso (the mime-player does his "box"act) Kelso's trapped in a box?

HYDE: Hey! Fez, check it out.

FEZ: ''Fun University.''

HYDE: Now check out the back.

FEZ: ''F.U.'' I don't get it.

HYDE: F.U., man. F.U.!

FEZ: Oh, right. ''Fu.'' That's a good one...

JACKIE walks up to them: I tried to look for Michael, but I can't see over the crowd. I wish Donna was here. She's a giant.

FEZ: Don't remind me. I asked her and asked her and asked her to come, and she just kept saying ''Get out of my bathroom, Fez!''

JACKIE: Well, we still have to find Michael. What time is it?

WOOFY: Did someone ask what time it is? Why, here in Funland, it's always ''Fun o'clock!''

BARBERSHOP QUARTET: Fun, fun, fun, fun! It's always fun o'lock in Funland, it's...

HYDE (interrupting them); Yeah, yeah, thanks a lot, you morons!

Hyde, Jackie and Fez walk off. A little later Kelso walks in

KELSO: Hey, you guys wouldn't happen to know what time it is, would you?

BARBERSHOP QUARTET: It's always fun o'lock in Funland, we're ready to... (rest of the song is drowned out by Kelso yelling OH YEAH and ROCK ON as he starts to dance to the tune)

FORMAN DRIVEWAY

Eric and Red are trimming the hedges

ERIC: I thought we were in love.

RED: Oh, God.

ERIC: And then it all just blows apart. And all that's left is this big hole, you know?

RED: Uh, no, I don't. Oh! But there is a gopher hole out back. And if you shove the hose down and flush him out I'll stand at the other end and hit him in the head with a shovel.

ERIC: Uh-huh. Just go, Dad.

RED: Thanks. Thank you (he runs off)

PINCIOTTI BACKYARD

Donna and Bob are cleaning up their garden

BOB: Well, I see sunshine outside, but I don't see sunshine inside. Wanna talk about the breakup, Bambi?

DONNA: No Dad, I don't want to talk about it. You know, we were happy. But he had to push me. He had to define everything and get his little ring on me. And by the time it was over, we weren't even together anymore. I'm fine.

BOB: Listen, when you're done...

DONNA: I know, I know. Put the bags on the curb.

She walks to the hedge and runs into Eric

ERIC: Hey.

DONNA: ''Hey''? Is that all you have to say to me?

ERIC: Well, what do you have to say to me?

DONNA: Huh. How about this? ''Hey.''

ERIC: I'm not wrong!

DONNA: You are wrong, you dill-hole! (she walks off)

ERIC: Oh, great. That's nice. That's really mature. Double dill-hole! (to himself) ''Double dill-hole''?!

ERIC'S BEDROOM

Red comes in, in his Price Mart uniform

RED: Oh, geez! You were outside. You were happy. Why are you back in bed?

ERIC: Well, I guess all that fresh air got me thinking that I'd rather be in bed.

RED: Yeah, well, get up. It's time to go to work.

ERIC: Fine.

RED: Oh, and, uh, you don't have to worry about that gopher. It's as dead as you and Donna (he laughs, then looks at Eric) Too soon, huh?

FUNLAND

Fez is wearing a Woofy head, Hyde is carrying a bear and a big lollipop. Jackie is
wearing a tiara

JACKIE: I can't believe you two. Poor Michael is lost, and all you've done is gone on rides and have fun (a princess walks by) Oh, my God! Oh, my God! The Funland Princess! (she runs after her)

HYDE: The Funland Princess? I haven't been on that ride yet.

INSIDE LOST & FOUND

Kelso is in the lost&found, next to two little boys

KELSO: So, I figured this is the lost and found and I lost my friends so they're bound to show up here sooner or later. Right? I miss my friends.

BOY: ''I miss my friends.''

KELSO: What?

BOY: ''What?''

KELSO: Stop it.

BOY: ''Stop it.''

KELSO: Stop copying me!

BOY: ''Stop copying me!''

KELSO: I'm stupid.

BOY: You're stupid.

KELSO: Damn it!

FORMAN KITCHEN

Red and Eric are back from work. Kitty is making dinner

RED: Hey, how about that new cashier at work? Not bad, huh? Single too.

ERIC: Dad, I'm not...

RED: What? Is it the braces?

KITTY: Well you know what helps a fella get over a gal? Pimiento loaf. Ahahaha!

Eric opens the sandwhich to put mustard on, but sees Donna's face on it. He
walks off

KITTY: What happened here, Red? I thought you were gonna help him.

RED: Kitty, I yelled at him all day. I don't know what else to do.

KITTY: Well, how did you get through your first breakup?

RED: What's to get over? It happened. I took it like a man.

He thinks back, we see a young Red sitting in a car

YOUNG RED: She was the best thing that ever happened to me. Oh, Eloise. Oh, Eloise! (sobbing) My life is over! (he cries really hard)

RED: Yup. Ahem. Took it like a man.

FUNLAND

Jackie, Hyde and Fez walk out of the House of Mirrors

JACKIE: That was the House of Mirrors? I have more mirrors than that in my purse.

FEZ: Why is everyone leaving?

JACKIE: Oh, my God. What time is it?

WOOFY: Did someone ask what time it is?

HYDE: Yeah, we know. It's fun o'clock. Get killed.

WOOFY: No, it's closing time, kids. Time for you to go (he pushes them)

FEZ: But Woofy, we still haven't found our friend.

WOOFY: Yeah? Well, golly gee, that's just too... (normal voice) Come on! Get out! (he sees Jackie) Except for you! Wrroooaarrr!

Jackie screams and Hyde scares off Woofy

HYDE: All right. Let's go.

JACKIE: Okay now what about Michael?

HYDE: Look, there's been lost dogs who've traveled hundreds of miles to be reunited with their families. Now, Kelso is not as smart as that but I'm sure he can make it the 12 miles back to Forman's.

A BAR

Red and Eric are having a beer

RED: So, me and this girl Eloise were together for a while. Everything was great. But when things started getting serious, she dumped me. Man, that... that hurt like hell.

ERIC: Did you cry?

RED: No! No, no. But there were times when I thought I would never get over it. But time passed. I moved on. And then the day came when I didn't think about her as much. Then a couple more days came along and why, I thought about her even less. Then one day, I didn't think about her at all. And then that made me sad.

ERIC: We've got a little Irish in us, don't we, Dad?

RED: Yes, we do.

ERIC: It's just... It hurts. You know?

RED: Listen, I'm gonna give you a few days to pull yourself together. You can stay in bed and sleep. Watch TV. Whatever you need to do.

ERIC: Thank you, Dad. And, you know not that it matters, but Donna didn't dump me. I broke up with her.

RED: Whatever you need to tell yourself to make it better.

END CREDITS

A CAR

Kelso is in the back of a car, with the boys from the lost & found

KELSO: Thanks a lot for the ride, Mrs. Anderson.

BOY: Hey, Einstein, you gonna eat that ice cream?

KELSO: My name's not Einstein. It's Kelso. And, yeah, I'm gonna eat it.

The other boy spits on his ice cream